The World’s Best Blow Job

giving good headOne of life’s lessons that continues to plague me is the one about how a positive attribute held by someone is just as easily his or her worst character trait.  Beauty can make one vapid or vain.  Power attracts ruthlessness.  Confidence morphs into conceit.

I happen to be a high-energy, leggy blonde with a competitive spirit.  That’s the nice way of putting it.  The other side of the coin makes me a loud mouth bimbo who must win at all costs.  I’ve learned to live with my excessive, ditzy volume for the most part, but my competitive streak trips me up again and again.  I just have to be the best at everything or else I pout OR mope OR cry OR throw a temper tantrum.

Sometimes the truth hurts.

You see, I want to go to an upcoming blow bang party, but I’m worried about the whole pouting-moping-crying-temper tantrum shit if I realize mid-suck that my version of the blow job isn’t the best at the party.

This semi-regular get together is pretty much what you’d expect from a bunch of swingers with nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon.  There are a few middle aged guys who sit around in a circle getting blow jobs from women who bounce from man to man to man.  Sounds like fun, right?

I really want to go to this party, but because of my temperament, I also know that I will want to give the best blow job there, hands down.  I will need moaning AND groaning AND many, many opportunities to swallow coming from these guys.  I also know that while I’m okay at sucking cock—I like it, so that’s the first step—I’m nowhere near as good as I need to be to be the one getting cum shot over my face all day long.

After doing some extensive research (a.k.a. asking men I know for their advice), it appears as though there are four key elements to giving a good blow job:

  • Moisture
  • Suction
  • Depth
  • Don’t forget the balls

I already know all of this, of course, and make sure to incorporate deep throating, fondling, pressure, and plenty of spit.  Duh.  These components are just the basics as far as I’m concerned.  I use my hands.  I nibble.  I ask the recipient what he favors.  That’s when it’s just the two of us.

REMEMBER:  I want to give the BEST blow job in a room of round robin blow jobs being given by really, really slutty women just like me.  I need a plan to be a stand out—in a good way—not because I’m curled up in the fetal position in the corner with my thumb in my mouth because I didn’t WIN.

So, readers, I’m asking for your advice on how to give the world’s best blow job.  Do you have some tricks of the trade that could help me suck cock really, really well?  Maybe you like getting your dick sucked and have stories about some of your favorite memories.  That could be helpful.  Or, even better, maybe you’re a psychologist who can assist me with ridding myself of this annoying need to turn everything into a fucking competition when clearly it’s all about just having a good time with friends.  I look forward to hearing from you.

16 comments

  1. I can’t really give any advice but i do hope you will post after this bj party. Sounds crazy! I do hope the ladies do get a party for them at a later date ;)

    1. I hope we do, too! That would be a riot!

  2. Lol! Have fun! Stay safe though!

  3. Actually spit on the dick and lick the taint. Those 2 always make my cock throb harder.

  4. Charlesthecharles · · Reply

    It would be much better for me to offer advice if i could see for myself what type of technique you employee. Then I would be able to offer a critical review that will benefit all parties. :)

  5. I think the best technique to have is to just love what you do, and I do love giving bj’s, and have always had very good praise, I’ll even go as far as men saying that was their best blow job – to what they’re comparing me with, I’m not too sure..

    But it’s not bad that you like yo be the best, it’s healthy!

    I find using mouth and hand together is a good technique – it’s a ‘hand blow’ (sounds a bit delicate doesn’t it? ha.)

    1. Oh yes! Thanks for the helpful ideas.

    1. Yes, of course. Good reminder.

  6. soselfindulgent · · Reply

    This makes me so happy to think about! I can’t imagine how much fun this would be!

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