Category Archives: Bad Boys
A Little Boob for the Monday Blues
It could have been a bad night. He was hung over. Tired. Cranky. I did put up more of a fight when I got there. He wanted me to go down on him right away. I wanted to chat, snuggle, warm-up a bit. He won that battle, like he always does, but something was missing. […]
Sex on the Sly: 5 Reasons Your Husband Trolls Craigslist
The email came early one morning, and I made the mistake of opening it before my coffee. Reading the words: Did you meet-up with my husband? He’s not Troy, you know. He’s married! Gave me pause for about a second—Have I met a Troy?—and then I set about my routine of grinding beans and steaming […]
Nothing But the Truth: Day 6 (Something I Hope to Never Have to Do)
While it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to say he looks like Ben Affleck will in five years, I would never say this to his face. There are a couple of reasons for this hesitancy to tell the whole truth to my current lover. First, he has probably heard it before, has internalized […]
Tired of Sorority Girls? Find a Cougar How-to
It’s been a while since I’ve added to my Cougar Files here at Off Go the Panties. One of the primary reasons for this is that I’ve pretty much out-grown my interest in significantly younger men. It’s not that they aren’t fucking hot! I love the six-packed abs and tight butts as much as ever. […]
My Sexual “To Do” List: Day 5 of Truth
Back when I started Off Go the Panties: Sexy, Single, and No Strings Attached, I wrote a post guiding readers on how to make a fucket list. That “how-to” piece encourages readers to regard their sexual appetite as being somewhere between fantasy and reality. What I did not do in that post is share my […]
I Forgive Thee: Day 4 of Truth
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned . . . . I will continue to sin as long as he will have me. I will seek it out. Like it even. I will be the girl with panties on then off. A panty parade. And I won’t feel the least bit guilty. . . . I forgive […]
These Boots Are Made for Walking: Day 1 of 30 Days of Truth
I recently came across a “30 Days of Truth” challenge from I Am An After School Special. Part of me knows deep down inside that jumping on another challenge bandwagon is a way of avoiding writing my book. Ten years ago when I was writing my dissertation, I did the same exact thing. I was […]
Evil Ways: A Tale to Make You Cringe
Less than a week ago, I literally shit all over a stranger’s bed. We were having sex, I was riding him, and it just came out. It was our noses that clued us in to the mess first. As I scampered into his shower while trying not to let any of the poop clinging to […]
Baby Got Backpage
Seeing that I don’t ever buy sex, it didn’t really surprise me that I hadn’t heard of a popular webpage entirely devoted to selling sex. What did surprise me is that I learned about this backpage of whores-for-hire while on a date. Rattlesnake and I met about a year ago after he bought the entire bar […]
This . . .
day marks the first day of the cruelest month, according to T.S. Eliot. I agree to some degree. It’s also the beginning of National Poetry Month, so I am excited that poetry will be a focus for a lot of blogs for the next thirty days or so. Here at Off Go the Panties I […]
