Category Archives: Fantasies
Tremble
One of the most prominent memories of the Birds and the Bees according to my mother is this: “You do not need to end up with a man like your father. I love him, but you can choose a different kind of man.” My father is, and has been for the last forty plus years, […]
My Sexual “To Do” List: Day 5 of Truth
Back when I started Off Go the Panties: Sexy, Single, and No Strings Attached, I wrote a post guiding readers on how to make a fucket list. That “how-to” piece encourages readers to regard their sexual appetite as being somewhere between fantasy and reality. What I did not do in that post is share my […]
These Boots Are Made for Walking: Day 1 of 30 Days of Truth
I recently came across a “30 Days of Truth” challenge from I Am An After School Special. Part of me knows deep down inside that jumping on another challenge bandwagon is a way of avoiding writing my book. Ten years ago when I was writing my dissertation, I did the same exact thing. I was […]
Sexy Blogger Award: Twisted Beyond Recognition
“I think I’ve gotten too picky for my own good,” I tell Salt-N-Pepper this morning while sipping a latte he whipped up for me after fucking me really, really well. His crooked smile and sparkly brown eyes that have Robin’s egg specks of blue say it all: That’s why you keep coming back to my […]
Baby Got Backpage
Seeing that I don’t ever buy sex, it didn’t really surprise me that I hadn’t heard of a popular webpage entirely devoted to selling sex. What did surprise me is that I learned about this backpage of whores-for-hire while on a date. Rattlesnake and I met about a year ago after he bought the entire bar […]
Off Like a Prom Dress
1985 Not everyone gets to be prom queen. Now that I’m in my 40’s, it seems like an even sillier distinction than it did when I was in high school. From what I’ve heard, my little brother’s geeky friend voted for me. I guess I had that going. I also had my dear old dad […]
10 Lessons Only a Slut Can Teach You
If I could have three wishes from a Genie they would be: 1) Jason Giambi would happily agree to have sex with me without it being some weird jersey-chasing mercy-fuck; 2) Drinking beer would dramatically improve my figure; 3) “Slut” would lose its negative connotation and become a widely accepted term of endearment far and […]
We All Have Our Kinks
One of my all-time favorite classes in undergrad was the biology elective called “human sexuality.” I remember exactly three things from this class: 1) According to our extremely prestigious sexologist professor, it’s perfectly normal to engage in sexual activity with just about anyone including farm animals; 2) It is possible to literally “turn green”—this happened […]
Craigslist Confessional: Oh Dear Lord! (Day 2)
Today’s energy feels a little like I’m swimming with a school of sharks. The men have sized me up, are circling, and are now going in for the kill. It’s as if my desire for NSA sex smells of blood. The sense of danger, urgency, and exhilaration are swirling together into an erotic boiling-over point. […]
Craigslist Confessional: Casual Lovers Wanted (Day 1)
Addiction is a beautiful thing. Basking in the glow of my newest obsession, I’m met with a momentary hiccup: My phone has run out of space. I cannot send or receive texts. The men who have responded to my Craigslist casual encounter advertisement must wait. It’s the first peace I’ve had in 48 hours. That […]
